Frosty the snowman

Bessie the bovine 
was a jolly happy calf
With a spotted hide and pointy horns,
and a loud moo for a laugh.
Bessie the bovine is a fairy tale they say
She was made of beef 
but the vegans speak 
of how she came to talk one day
There must have been some magic in 
that old cow bell they found
For when they placed it on her neck
she began to shout aloud

O, Bessie the bovine
was as loud as Mr. Ed,
And the vegans say 
she should talk and play 
not be eaten and be dead

Bessie the bovine 
knew that calves are good to eat
So she said "Let's run 
and we'll have some fun
before they make me into beef"
But then came the butcher
With a cleaver and a bib,
Running here and there 
all around the square 
saying "Tonight I eat prime rib!"
He led her down the streets of town
right to the butcher block
And he only paused a moment when
he heard her holler "Stop!"

For Bessie the bovine
spoke a moment just too late
But she mooed goodbye 
saying "Don't you cry
At least I make great steak."
Choppity chop chop
choppity chop chop
Look at Bessie go
Choppity chop chop
choppity chop chop
She was made of beef, you know!